What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:23

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”